In case you can’t read the stamps:
THE CODE WORD FOR NEW WORLD ORDER IS GLOBLIZATION
SOON YOU WILL NEED A CHIP TO BUY, SELL, OR TRADE THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST. JUST SAY NO TO ALL ELETRIC [sic] MONEY AND THE ISIS MOBILE WALLET. USE CASH BE FREE.
Welp, I guess I need to buy more yarn to clip my newspaper article about the conspiracy of the elders of Zion to “Big Phone.”